What are you groping for? I don't do it on a first date, but I can suck your dick

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

And that's going to be every time you shine your ass, got it?

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

I knew right away that she ripped her pantyhose on purpose — she wants to get on my dick

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does